Sir Eric Simons

EXPERIENCE

SirSimons Copywriting, Portland, OR. 04/2012-Present
Freelance Copywriter (Obviously)
Formation of new ideas and expanding of established ad campaigns. Get into a project quickly and react thoroughly.

Clients I collaborated with: Lightning Bug Speech & Language, Kickstand Comedy, NW Natural Gas, YMCA of Greater Minnesota, Voyageurs Conservancy, The Springs Living Senior Communities, Trailtopia Adventure Food.

Various Troupes & Theaters, International. 01/2003-Present
Improviser/Teacher
Trust, free thinking, working in teams, risk taking, and embodying differing personalities and philosophies. Since it’s become a part of my life, I've become a stronger person, thinker, friend, partner, and papa. 

Seagate Technology, Portland, OR. 11/2019-6/2023
Writer & Editor
Creation and maintenance of copy standards for Seagate and LaCie’s consumer and gaming products. Events, webcopy, Amazon pages, newsletters, and more.

R\West, Portland, OR. 01/2018-11/2019
Copywriter
Branding, ideation, and elbow-grease for credit unions, aluminum bats, cyber-insurance, and even a game-changing bra company. Em dashes and oxford commas come standard.

CLEAResult, Portland, OR. 05/2017-12/2017
Contract Copywriter
Delivered an energy-efficient spark to CLEAResult's in-house agency by deciphering technobabble for everyday consumers.

Kroger, Portland, OR. 05/2016-05/2017
Contract Copywriter
Seamlessly joined the Kroger marketing team to help craft and conceptualize copy for their growing advertising, internal, and external publication needs.

Other Things I’ve Done
Proud Papa
Football Player
Basketball Referee
Electrician Lackey
Propane Tank Delivery Driver
Forklift Operator
Concrete Fixer
Restaurant Server
Lyft Driver
Sold Insurance for One Day

EDUCATION

Miami Ad School, Minneapolis, MN
Copywriting, 03/2012

Augustana University, Sioux Falls, SD
Bachelor of Arts, Business Marketing, 05/2006